<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:37:50.266-08:00</updated><category term='technology'/><category term='batman'/><category term='techno'/><category term='jungle'/><category term='sesame street'/><category term='snatch'/><category term='grooverider'/><category term='dnb sucks'/><category term='pavement'/><category term='gangsta rap'/><category term='christmas'/><category term='dubstep'/><category term='music'/><category term='youtube'/><category term='minimal'/><category term='MOP'/><category term='upfront'/><category term='burial'/><category term='star wars'/><category term='life'/><category term='grammar'/><category term='david bowie'/><category term='mp3. mpfree'/><category term='dubai'/><category term='mix'/><category term='fail'/><category term='dnb'/><category term='drum n&apos; bass'/><category term='mixtape'/><category term='bing crosby'/><category term='oldschool'/><title type='text'>artifice</title><subtitle type='html'>matt steppo: insomniac, madman, chain lightning</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>42</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-4186901376945021703</id><published>2010-01-06T05:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-06T06:00:59.104-08:00</updated><title type='text'>BASSIC @ goodlife - KING CANNIBAL ( ninja tune)</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/145/l_29c97dfeb3e14a8997ec555867b25c09.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-4186901376945021703?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/4186901376945021703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=4186901376945021703' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4186901376945021703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4186901376945021703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2010/01/bassic-goodlife-king-cannibal-ninja.html' title='BASSIC @ goodlife - KING CANNIBAL ( ninja tune)'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-8572588622579141754</id><published>2009-06-25T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T09:52:51.092-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grammar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fail'/><title type='text'>the importance of punctuation</title><content type='html'>mattysteppo (12:49:55 PM): now i know the importance of punctuation&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:49:57 PM): Matthew J. Steppo i should probably feed my sisters cats before i go to boston&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:50:17 PM): it looks like i have sisters that are locked in the basement or something&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:50:23 PM): and i have to feed them cats.&lt;br /&gt;mahounokekkyonin (12:50:28 PM): hahahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:50:51 PM): like open the slot and throw a couple neighborhood cats in&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:51:05 PM): to quench their bloodlust&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:51:11 PM): SO THEY DONT GET OUT AND KILL AGAIN&lt;br /&gt;mahounokekkyonin (12:51:11 PM): nom nom nom&lt;br /&gt;mahounokekkyonin (12:51:23 PM): ^_;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-8572588622579141754?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/8572588622579141754/comments/default' 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Trying to decide where to go from here is probably the #1 thing on the list.  I gotta say, everything is pretty fresh right now, finally going back to work after a 3 month injury/vacation, which is kind of a double edged sword to say the least, spring is right around the corner, all things music have been going really well. Love lost, love found, etc etc. Maybe i shouldn't have to decide, and let fate carry me where it's supposed to?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Projects in the works&lt;br /&gt;1. &lt;a href="http://betteroffted.com"&gt;Ted James&lt;/a&gt; - Shipwreck remix&lt;br /&gt;2. Original track called "Emeralds"&lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;a href="http://dubstep.fm"&gt;Radio show&lt;/a&gt; is moving to Wednesdays 6-8pm EST&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really wanna go back to school for Journalism, which is half the reason i'm going to make it a point to start blogging more, i feel like i have a lot to say about things that are pertinent to me, but don't really have a mastery of how to let it out i guess.  How do people have the drive to go to work full time and go to school and earn "marketable skills" full time?  I've never been that ambitious, i can hardly get out of bed in the morning :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It really boils down to how much i want it.  The last three months were either really boring or really awesome, no in-between really.  I'm not good with making "life checklists" or whatever.  What is really important to me is i have a great group of friends that i wouldn't change for anything, and for once in my life i'm feeling really positive about what the future holds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since this is a music blog, well.. mostly because that's the main thing that interests me besides irish whiskey, i should probably tell you about one of these buzz words i rediscovered this weekend, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skwee"&gt;Skwee&lt;/a&gt;. I cant get enough of this stuff! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm really feeling this dude, &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/beemmusic"&gt;Beem&lt;/a&gt;, as well as &lt;a href="http://www.flogstadanshall.com"&gt;Flogsta Danshall&lt;/a&gt; labelmate &lt;a href=" www.myspace.com/kooldjdust"&gt;Daniel Savio&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO LETZ HAS SUM VIDEOS INNIT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s22oGJN3nS0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s22oGJN3nS0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Download a free beem album &lt;a href="http://beem.se"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also! my good buddy &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/knowltonwalsh"&gt;Knowlton Walsh&lt;/a&gt; also has finished a remix of &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/thehotpinkdelorean"&gt;Hot Pink Delorean&lt;/a&gt;'s Party Favour, you can check it out on &lt;a href="http://www.pennedmadness.com/2009/03/they-are-what-porno-should-be.html"&gt;Penned Madness&lt;/a&gt; as well as a sneak preview of HPD's I Am What Porno Should Be part 2.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-2736211870249118242?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/2736211870249118242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=2736211870249118242' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2736211870249118242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2736211870249118242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2009/03/gods-in-his-heaven-alls-right-with.html' title='god&apos;s in his heaven, all&apos;s right with the world'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-3364430210372150256</id><published>2009-01-05T13:48:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T13:48:55.893-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dnb'/><title type='text'>tricky pat january 09 mix</title><content type='html'>Tricky Pat&lt;br /&gt;January Jump Off ( 2009 )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tracklisting:&lt;br /&gt;The Fix - Arson [ Shift dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Thought - Naga [ Tech Itch dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Pentagon + Ethix - Tales of the Phuture [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Dave Shichman - Away and Away [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Stratus - Coaster [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Temper D - Minimise This [ Temper D Productions dub ]&lt;br /&gt;ASC - Juno [ Covert Operations dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Mixmaster Doc + Focus - Strike at the Wind [ Nu Directions dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Codex - Microdot [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Alex Calver - Whacked @ Midnight [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Implant - Crack Clap [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Saburuko + Amaning - Closet Monster [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Will Miles - Location D [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Logical + Prode - Oblivion [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;Generic + Mutt - No Clue [ Fokuz dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Mindscape + Identity - Ice Breaker [ Subtitles dub ]&lt;br /&gt;NC-17 + KC - Dr Butcher MD [ DSCI4 dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Brandon Miles - Sacrifice [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;The Riot - Ember [ Vibez dub ]&lt;br /&gt;Tunnel Vision - Vapourizer [ unsigned ]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Link for download &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.sendspace.com/file/yhv1dx"&gt;http://www.sendspace.com/file/yhv1dx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-3364430210372150256?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/3364430210372150256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=3364430210372150256' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/3364430210372150256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/3364430210372150256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2009/01/tricky-pat-january-09-mix.html' title='tricky pat january 09 mix'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-241059266126095806</id><published>2009-01-03T08:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T08:49:15.852-08:00</updated><title type='text'>so here i am, with a busted leg.</title><content type='html'>Not the best NYE ever.  Went and saw the &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/themightymightybosstones"&gt;Mighty Mighty Bosstones&lt;/a&gt; at Lupos.  Show was great, and during the encore, i was trying to make my way out from the front of the crowd to the back, some fucker who looked like &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Foley"&gt;Cactus Jack&lt;/a&gt; pushes me back in, and being the old fart i am, i fell and twosted my leg in such a fashion my tendon hyperextends and almost rips from the bone.  I am now in an incredible amount of pain, and cannot walk.  How i made it back to my car astounds me.  Anyway, i watched &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758730/"&gt;Aliens VS Predator: Requiem&lt;/a&gt;, and i must say ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did get to watch the first season of Sons of Anarchy, and it was better than i expected it to be, especially with Ron Perlman, who is the ugliest dude on the face of the planet with an underbite so caveman-esque, the geico man would be shocked, and PEGGY FUCKING BUNDY.  She's still hot BTW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://ri-dnb.com/steppo-nowhereville.mp3"&gt;Steppo - Nowhereville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-241059266126095806?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/241059266126095806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=241059266126095806' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/241059266126095806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/241059266126095806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2009/01/so-here-i-am-with-busted-leg.html' title='so here i am, with a busted leg.'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-4311592153946314604</id><published>2008-12-29T09:36:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-29T09:36:22.860-08:00</updated><title type='text'>stupid asses</title><content type='html'>lags1425 (12:34:04 PM): i like threads that are like "i want to be a dj.  what should i do???"&lt;br /&gt;lags1425 (12:34:23 PM): listen to music you like idiot.  then play it yaaaa...&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:35:07 PM): lol&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (12:35:14 PM): YA STUPIT&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-4311592153946314604?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/4311592153946314604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=4311592153946314604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4311592153946314604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4311592153946314604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/12/stupid-asses.html' title='stupid asses'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-876223462395374857</id><published>2008-12-16T07:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T07:21:50.443-08:00</updated><title type='text'>THE POT MACE</title><content type='html'>glass bong mace&lt;br /&gt;-22 int&lt;br /&gt;-10 sta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;R322H86 (10:18:52 AM): a pipe going at your head would be scary lol&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (10:19:03 AM): or like a big glass bong&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (10:19:14 AM): man&lt;br /&gt;R322H86 (10:19:14 AM): yeah dude&lt;br /&gt;R322H86 (10:19:20 AM): or some whacky hooka&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (10:19:21 AM): imagine hitting someone witha 4ft bong&lt;br /&gt;R322H86 (10:19:27 AM): yeah! ROFL&lt;br /&gt;R322H86 (10:19:35 AM): just hit them in the back like a baseball bat&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (10:19:44 AM): even one of those 2ftr that aer really nice and heavy&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (10:19:54 AM): smack them with THE POT MACE&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-876223462395374857?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/876223462395374857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=876223462395374857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/876223462395374857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='bing crosby'/><title type='text'>its that time of year</title><content type='html'>FOR BOWIE VERSUS CROSBY WHAT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gKTHvW2JcAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gKTHvW2JcAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-8936563937584143671?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/8936563937584143671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=8936563937584143671' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/8936563937584143671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/8936563937584143671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/12/its-that-time-of-year.html' title='its that time of year'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-835075364081015111</id><published>2008-11-03T13:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T14:04:49.776-08:00</updated><title type='text'>bjork, i love you</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/75WFTHpOw8Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/75WFTHpOw8Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (4:55:43 PM): this bjork video is bonkers&lt;br /&gt;billpena (4:55:51 PM): isn't that crazy crazy shit? &lt;br /&gt;billpena (4:55:56 PM): is she insane? &lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (4:55:59 PM): its like a little city&lt;br /&gt;billpena (4:55:59 PM): or high since birth? &lt;br /&gt;billpena (4:56:09 PM): never trust an icelandic poet! &lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (4:56:16 PM): god i love her lol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-835075364081015111?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/835075364081015111/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=835075364081015111' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/835075364081015111'/><link rel='self' 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type='text'>miniminiminiminainmainainamiainainimal</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YxdlYFCp5Ic&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YxdlYFCp5Ic&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;minimal face techno?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-3338233741895866269?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/3338233741895866269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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joking&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (11:39:21 AM): ohhhhhhhh no&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:39:25 AM): so he slows down anyways&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (11:39:26 AM): i c wut u did thar&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:39:28 AM): we were blitzed&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:39:42 AM): within 2 minutes he starts slwoing down again and i look up&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:39:56 AM): apparently i only saw the last of the hurd of deer that had passe din front of us &lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:01 AM): because i remember going dude&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:06 AM): was that what i thought it was&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:08 AM): you saw that too right &lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:11 AM): he is like yeah&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:14 AM): im like dude&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:17 AM): THATS A FUCKING DEER&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:19 AM): A FUCKING DEER&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:23 AM): WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:30 AM): slow down we could hit a deer&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (11:40:31 AM): man&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:32 AM): oh im crazy &lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:35 AM): no deer in seekonk&lt;br /&gt;Dwiz401 (11:40:40 AM): what was that&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (11:40:41 AM): that would have been so much funnier if you hit the deer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-2629848607491513234?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/2629848607491513234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=2629848607491513234' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2629848607491513234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2629848607491513234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/10/doe-deer-stoned-driver.html' title='a doe, a deer, a stoned driver'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-8844065097197391452</id><published>2008-10-16T07:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T07:39:45.642-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i cas has politics</title><content type='html'>normally i hate politics but i thought &lt;a href="http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/15/colin-powell-fuels-speculation-possible-endorsement/"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; was hella awesome&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"the Obama Two-Step"&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh, and mccain has gay-jungle fever..not that there's anything wrong with that. :]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://poplicks.com/images/mccain-licks-invisible-frozen-yogurt.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://poplicks.com/images/mccain-licks-invisible-frozen-yogurt.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-8844065097197391452?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/8844065097197391452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=8844065097197391452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/8844065097197391452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/8844065097197391452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-cas-has-politics.html' title='i cas has politics'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-3270371562045242881</id><published>2008-10-14T11:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T11:27:56.865-07:00</updated><title type='text'>XP</title><content type='html'>fXXXXXXX3 (2:23:12 PM): hes like a level three pedo&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (2:23:18 PM): ew&lt;br /&gt;fXXXXXXX3 (2:23:27 PM): ya hes like 35 and shes 16&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (2:23:37 PM): i wonder how much xp it takes to get to level 3&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-3270371562045242881?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/3270371562045242881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-4470339111126934903</id><published>2008-10-13T09:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T09:53:16.145-07:00</updated><title type='text'>back from san fran yay!</title><content type='html'>ok, so lovefest was fucking rediculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mainly cuz of these guys:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/steppo13/IMG00728.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/steppo13/IMG00728.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;large up to the brapdem/redline/san francisco fam! ouch party was off the hook! and if i got with the fucking times and got my own digital camera, i could have uploaded photos from that as well, but Walgreens decided to give me a blank cd because they are weak herbs who dont know their asses from their elbows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway if you wanna see some lovefest pictures, add me on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/steppo401&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and if you make music you should check out soundcloud.com and send me stuff in my dropbox :]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also, i plead teh fif.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u5nQePE6u2U&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u5nQePE6u2U&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C0kGc6UEGVc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-4274072856756721447?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/4274072856756721447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=4274072856756721447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4274072856756721447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4274072856756721447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/10/politics.html' title='politics'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-6749647606898632149</id><published>2008-09-15T05:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-15T05:25:12.976-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MOP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gangsta rap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sesame street'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>bert and ernie vs MOP - ante up</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is the best video I've ever seen.  ever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-6749647606898632149?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/6749647606898632149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=6749647606898632149' title='0 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-2652160998659288819</id><published>2008-09-04T06:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T06:04:35.810-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dnb sucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='upfront'/><title type='text'>why upfront dnb sucks, as told by a londoner</title><content type='html'>mattysteppo (8:50:02 AM): "why drumnbass sucked in 2000"&lt;br /&gt;(8:50:06 AM): it was major labels fault&lt;br /&gt;(8:50:41 AM): took photek, source direct and roni size out  of the independant scene due to contracts&lt;br /&gt;(8:50:45 AM): and 4 hero&lt;br /&gt;(8:51:02 AM): so basically all the most influencial players&lt;br /&gt;(8:51:30 AM): and the scene was left with the new breed - ed rush &amp; optical and alex resse&lt;br /&gt;(8:51:37 AM): and what were they making....&lt;br /&gt;8:51:42 AM): booom ka...boom ka&lt;br /&gt;(8:51:56 AM): so all the kids coming through copied that&lt;br /&gt;(8:52:40 AM): and by the time source direct/photek/roni came out of contracts the scene was pure boom ka book ka and no new kids wanted to hear breaks&lt;br /&gt;(8:53:15 AM): photek dissapeared up his own ass and moved to cali&lt;br /&gt;(8:53:36 AM): doing live shit with represent&lt;br /&gt;(8:54:12 AM): all the breakbeat underground had to get real jobs as the kids didnt like breaks or "intellegent"&lt;br /&gt;(8:54:23 AM): real sjame&lt;br /&gt;(8:54:41 AM): reinforced shut down&lt;br /&gt;(8:55:08 AM): its kinda like what happened to funk in the 70's&lt;br /&gt;(8:55:41 AM): all the well known funk artists shapeshifeted into disco to make cash and the music lost its organic soul&lt;br /&gt;(8:56:08 AM): end of lesson, class dismissed lol&lt;br /&gt;(8:57:04 AM): next week we will discuss how vst's and software setups changed the scene&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (9:00:07 AM): wow&lt;br /&gt;mattysteppo (9:00:12 AM): i wanna post that in my blog lol&lt;br /&gt;(9:00:27 AM): dont get me started&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;names have been changed to protect the innocent lol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-2652160998659288819?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/2652160998659288819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=2652160998659288819' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2652160998659288819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='grooverider'/><title type='text'>Grooverider freed from Dubai prison!</title><content type='html'>Following his arrest for possession of a miniscule amount of cannabis last November, Grooverider has been freed from &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai"&gt;Dubai&lt;/a&gt; prison as part of the pardons issued during Ramadan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sources have confirmed that the Radio 1 presenter and drum ‘n’ bass pioneer Dj is currently on board a flight back to London Heathrow. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;taken from &lt;a href="http://www.bodytonicmusic.com/news/2008/sep/04/grooverider-free/"&gt;bodytonic music&lt;/a&gt; website.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-8950675954508256741?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/8950675954508256741/comments/default' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-8397606901779271705</id><published>2008-09-03T14:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T15:01:28.435-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i got a whiff of that whole damn WHOOF</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/atByIwKSf2c&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/atByIwKSf2c&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQq7i1fBRp0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-2357011541351158651?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/2357011541351158651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=2357011541351158651' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2357011541351158651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/2357011541351158651'/><link 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rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/09/and-its-got-decapitation.html' title='and its got decapitation'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-4381845807702438138</id><published>2008-09-01T07:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T13:55:21.703-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I started a fistfight for the first time in years last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh well. live and learn, drink and be irish :]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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title=''/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-5789687612989437671</id><published>2008-08-30T13:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-30T13:03:24.790-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/steppo13/energysep-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/steppo13/energysep-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's really been 5 years.. damn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-5789687612989437671?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/5789687612989437671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=5789687612989437671' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5789687612989437671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5789687612989437671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-really-been-5-years.html' title=''/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-6745756619358898389</id><published>2008-08-18T19:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T19:35:36.224-07:00</updated><title type='text'>warhammerrrrrrr</title><content type='html'>pre-ordered my copy on friday..  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/46dIIdOwINQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/46dIIdOwINQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-6745756619358898389?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/6745756619358898389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=6745756619358898389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/6745756619358898389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/6745756619358898389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/08/warhammerrrrrrr.html' title='warhammerrrrrrr'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-5193832967237713035</id><published>2008-08-09T08:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T08:52:58.251-07:00</updated><title type='text'>rip bernie mac :[</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;         &lt;span id="ctl00_cpMain_BulletinRead_ltl_body"&gt;Comedian and Chicago native Bernie Mac died early Saturday morning from complications due to pneumonia, his publicist confirmed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mac, 50, had been hospitalized for about a week at Northwestern Hospital, according to his spokeswoman. A few years ago, Mac disclosed that he suffered from sarcoidosis, a rare autoimmune disease that causes inflammation in tissue, most often in the lungs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The comic born Bernard Jeffrey McCullough could cut an imposing figure. He stood 6-foot-3, was built like a fullback and carried himself with a bouncer's reticence. But perhaps the strongest weapon in the Chicago comedian's arsenal was that voice, that amalgam of thought and a delivery that could rise like a tidal wave, outpace a Gatling gun and remained, to his last days, loud and unapologetic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wasn't scared, he told us time and again, to tell anyone what he thought, to say what others were afraid to say. That fearlessness wasn't always welcome, considering Mac didn't get his big break until his 30s. But when he did, the comic skyrocketed to success in stand-up, television and the big screen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-5193832967237713035?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/5193832967237713035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=5193832967237713035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5193832967237713035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5193832967237713035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/08/rip-bernie-mac.html' title='rip bernie mac :['/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-5602748289154234227</id><published>2008-08-05T16:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-05T16:40:31.494-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='burial'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dubstep'/><title type='text'>burial reveals identity</title><content type='html'>and made his point as well, it's about the tunes, not who makes em. or i gues what you use either, since he makes bangers in supposedly soundforge and nothing else.. he made his identity known on his myspace earlier this week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway, large up burial.  also a new 12" and a 3rd cd on thier way!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-5602748289154234227?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/5602748289154234227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=5602748289154234227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5602748289154234227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5602748289154234227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/08/burial-reveals-identity.html' title='burial reveals identity'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-7750691817810188957</id><published>2008-08-03T12:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-03T13:08:36.542-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='techno'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minimal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>minimal techno mix</title><content type='html'>a mix by my partner in crime, mike funktion, the other half of &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/giorgiomurderer"&gt;Giorgio Murderer&lt;/a&gt;, our techno side project,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?9o3j1mmxjob"&gt;http://www.mediafire.com/?9o3j1mmxjob&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Fex - Original Mix Matthew Dear&lt;br /&gt;2 Poppop - Original Mix E-Contact, Daniel Sanchez&lt;br /&gt;3 Copy - Original Mix Dietrich Schoenemann, Tony Rohr&lt;br /&gt;4 Good Life feat. Inner City - Mathew Jonson's Acid Mix Kevin Saunderson&lt;br /&gt;5 Kommunicate - Original Mix Drumcell, Audio Injection&lt;br /&gt;6 Boys Girls Huntemann&lt;br /&gt;7 Work It - Original Mix Workidz&lt;br /&gt;8 Elephant - Original Mix Prompt&lt;br /&gt;9 Don And Sherri - Original Mix Matthew Dear&lt;br /&gt;10 Paperboy - D-Nox &amp;amp; Beckers Remix Lutzenkirchen&lt;br /&gt;11 Toucan - Original Mix Prompt&lt;br /&gt;12 Gone - Crump Daddy Remix Harrison Crump&lt;br /&gt;13 Pantomime Horse - Dapayk Remix Dapayk &amp;amp; Padberg&lt;br /&gt;14 Drunken Monkey - Original Mix Lutzenkirchen&lt;br /&gt;15 Warped Version 1.0 - Original Mix Angel Alanis&lt;br /&gt;16 Green01 - Skoozbot Remix JPLS&lt;br /&gt;17 Monster In My House - Original Mix Lutzenkirchen&lt;br /&gt;18 Out Coffee - Original Mix Fabio Giannelli&lt;br /&gt;19 Billy Says Go - Original Mix Audion&lt;br /&gt;20 A - Original Mix Chris Liebin&lt;br /&gt;21 Frozen Girls - Original Mix E-Contact&lt;br /&gt;22 The Lick feat. Big Bully - Derrick Carter Vocal Remix Samim&lt;br /&gt;23 Too Bad So Sad - Sharooz Remix Angel Alanis&lt;br /&gt;24 Escape From Torresdale - Original Mix Metalogic&lt;br /&gt;25 Why Don't You - Jesse Rose and Oliver Remix Plastic Operator&lt;br /&gt;26 My Beat - Derrick Carter Remix Blaze&lt;br /&gt;27 Dog Days - Pantytec Interpretation Matthew Dear&lt;br /&gt;28 Dog Days - Original Mix Matthew Dear&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-7750691817810188957?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/7750691817810188957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=7750691817810188957' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/7750691817810188957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/7750691817810188957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/08/minimal-techno-mix.html' title='minimal techno mix'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-5529339890773856469</id><published>2008-07-25T09:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T09:31:50.262-07:00</updated><title type='text'>dubwise boston! august 3rd!</title><content type='html'>playing with two of my favorite people in my 2nd favorite city :]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.soulchampion.com/contentimages/events/dubwise-aug-2008-flyer.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.soulchampion.com/contentimages/events/dubwise-aug-2008-flyer.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the enormous room is a pretty swell spot, most people know of it from &lt;a href="http://mashit.com/"&gt;mashit&lt;/a&gt; crew dj's c and flack's night called beat research.  this is the dubstep double header thsi week as well, on july 30th, the don Hatcha will be at the goodlife!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-5529339890773856469?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/5529339890773856469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=5529339890773856469' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5529339890773856469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5529339890773856469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/dubwise-boston-august-3rd.html' title='dubwise boston! august 3rd!'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-7626433972826284918</id><published>2008-07-24T16:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-24T16:57:44.150-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mp3. mpfree'/><title type='text'>mpfree #1</title><content type='html'>remix of GBF by fetish dolly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we keep things clean :]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;adsense denied my application for having the word "motherfucker" on a previous post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so here is a present.   watch out for the bass levels :]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://aenimadelazeroth.com/steppo-goodbye_feat_fetish_dolly.mp3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DJ Steppo - Goodbye feat fetish dolly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-7626433972826284918?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/7626433972826284918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=7626433972826284918' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/7626433972826284918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/7626433972826284918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/mpfree-1.html' title='mpfree #1'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-9101056111826634239</id><published>2008-07-24T12:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-24T12:09:37.197-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='batman'/><title type='text'>batman: TDK</title><content type='html'>this line made the movie:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"wanna see a magic trick? watch me make this pencil dissapear!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-9101056111826634239?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/9101056111826634239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=9101056111826634239' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/9101056111826634239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/9101056111826634239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/batman-tdk.html' title='batman: TDK'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-4494992034751736024</id><published>2008-07-23T13:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-23T13:37:30.052-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pavement'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>pavement</title><content type='html'>half music blog, half me wanting to be a crazy 16 year old again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that spells pavement!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRFprXJAy3Y&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRFprXJAy3Y&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-4494992034751736024?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/4494992034751736024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=4494992034751736024' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4494992034751736024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/4494992034751736024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/pavement.html' title='pavement'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-5077427283974034115</id><published>2008-07-22T22:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T22:33:38.392-07:00</updated><title type='text'>turn the other cheek</title><content type='html'>you know how sometimes you just get angry?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can't explain it, something traumatic enough happens you feel the need to strike back?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sometimes, this is good, an act of war, sometimes, not as much.. like the domino effect, it will come back to haunt you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i just got out of a 2.5 year relationship with someone who i will hold close to my heart forever.  and i screwed the end result over hard.  we tried to remain friends, but the dominoes tipped in such a way that couldnt happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's like, when someone does something very ill to you, you should feel the need to do something more  ill back.  so i did.  at the time, i didn't have any regret about it.  it did sink in, before anything else happened, but i just let it go, Iv'e always been a firm believer in if you are done an injustice, you should "right" it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i guess il'l just give in, like i always have, and turn the other cheek.  for her only, noone else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there's noone else i care more about to do so.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-5077427283974034115?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-1290511221067697929</id><published>2008-07-22T03:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T03:07:43.513-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>dubstep.fm show today!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dubstep.fm/listen%20pls"&gt;you can listen here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;same bat time, same bat irc channel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5-7pm EST, thats 9-11 for you across the pond people, and 2-4 for my homies in south central.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i didn't do the show last week due to fatigue, so i may start a little earlier than usual today and go the distance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in other news, i have a menacing pile of paperwork in front of me.. definitely looks like it weighs about 2 lbs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh, and hot chip essential mix:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hot Chip - One Pure Thought - EMI &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Noze - You Have to Dance &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor (Hot Chip remix) - EMI &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jill Scott - Golden (Wookie dub mix) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Grovesnor - Drive Your Car - Greco Roman &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chic - I Want Your Love (Todd Terje edit) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Justus Kohncke - Parage - Kompakt &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction - Geffen &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Romanthony - Bring U Up - Glasgow Underground &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Timbaland - Drop - AV8 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Olga Dancekowski - Matt John - BAR25 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Matthew Dear - Don and Sherri (Hot Chip version) - Ghostly International &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lanark - Mandinko &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Alex Under - ? - Trapez &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Smith N Hack - Falling Stars &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Undisputed Truth - Law Of The Land - EMI &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Paul Kalkbrenner - Ick Muss Aus Dit Millieu Heraus - B-Pitch Control &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Minilogue - Space - My Best Friend &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lucio Aquilina - Feelin Plastik - Trapez &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Giorgio Preiozo and Libre - Pongo (extended) - Nets Work International &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Minimow - Where Is My Pill? - Hell Yeah &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Surgery - More Weed (Sticky) - Social Circles &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Red Robin and Jakob Hilden - Snapdragon - Trapez Limited &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Tiefschwarz - Original (Carl Craig remix) - Souvenier &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jeff Samuel - I Think They Are Trying To Say Something - Trapez &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Burial - Archangel - Hyperdub &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newmixes.com/download/hot_chip-essential_mix-sat-12-29-2007-newmixes.mp3"&gt;http://www.newmixes.com/download/hot_chip-essential_mix-sat-12-29-2007-newmixes.mp3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-1290511221067697929?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/1290511221067697929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=1290511221067697929' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/1290511221067697929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/1290511221067697929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/dubstep.html' title=''/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-7005653564079349070</id><published>2008-07-18T19:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T19:59:39.517-07:00</updated><title type='text'>arachibutyrophobia</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Arachi, a glutinous oil ingredient is said to be present in butter and nuts. Though research has failed to show whether there is any link between the oil and the person suffering from Arachibutyrophobia. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The actual problem brought by peanuts is the presence of silicon gel type properties that get stuck to the upper part of the mouth. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When the sticky thing gets into the mouth and dissolves with the saliva it is impossible for it to get bonded at any particular part of the mouth because of the watery situation. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But the roof of the mouth is the only part which remains a bit dry thus helping the sticky thing to get tangled in their. It feels very annoying when the butter gets stuck to the upper part of the mouth and you are unable to pull it out in the public crowd. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Symptoms &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The symptoms are shaking, feeling of nausea and sickness, sweating, dizziness, heart palpitation, inability to speak and work properly, feelings of nausea and anxiety attacks. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Embarrassment is the core of the problem, which prevents the sufferers from having peanuts any more. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Though the symptoms can vary from person to person, few people are so much haunted by the fear of sticky butter, that they even hate the sight of glass jars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOL PEANUT BUTTER PANIC ATACK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-7005653564079349070?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/7005653564079349070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=7005653564079349070' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/7005653564079349070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/7005653564079349070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/arachibutyrophobia.html' title='arachibutyrophobia'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-1282127577652922538</id><published>2008-07-18T11:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T11:31:37.960-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jungle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drum n&apos; bass'/><title type='text'>defining moments in music for me</title><content type='html'>motherfucking logical progression 1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plong.com/MusicCatalog%5CL%5CLTJ%20Bukem%20-%20Logical%20Progression%20vol.1%5CLTJ%20Bukem%20-%20Logical%20Progression%20vol.1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i may have been a late bloomer into drum n' bass, but once i heard this album, it changed everything for me.  i'd never heard music like it before, it was raw, passionate, and beautiful at the same time.  tunes like "the western", ltj bukem's classic "Music" just moved you in a eerie but sensual way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LTJ Bukem - Music:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XWR3HppFUxM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XWR3HppFUxM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;crystl: mind games (was also on the good looking compilation entitled "Earth")&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NRDLQsCjOmY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NRDLQsCjOmY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the best times iv'e ever had djing was an opening slot at a show LTJ and Conrad played at in Boston, at the old Rinse venue, which was a couple years after rinse had ended (RIP)  I mean, the setup was so shoddy and i cant believe he had to play on it -  you had to get on a very unstable ladder to get to the top, and then jump over some wood and wires next to the big club amps just to get into the booth :] sounded like hell on the floor too.  Still left me in awe seeing this guy who i thought was larger than life at the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A year or two earlier, he played at The Roxy in Boston, and my friend Mr. Matt will testify to this: We called the rewind on the recorded Logical Progression 6 :]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-1282127577652922538?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/1282127577652922538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=1282127577652922538' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/1282127577652922538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/1282127577652922538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/defining-moments-in-music-for-me.html' title='defining moments in music for me'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-5760532273559301457</id><published>2008-07-17T03:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-17T03:02:46.462-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the final fucking countdown</title><content type='html'>Who doesn't love this song? shit was epic.  who doesn't wanna get on a big fucking spaceship and bounce from earth?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zd42-uTLErM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zd42-uTLErM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-5760532273559301457?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/5760532273559301457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=5760532273559301457' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5760532273559301457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/5760532273559301457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/final-fucking-countdown.html' title='the final fucking countdown'/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1662595453003643293.post-6172742404951013901</id><published>2008-07-17T02:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-17T02:27:54.027-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>welcome to personal blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh insomnia, your'e so silly.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1662595453003643293-6172742404951013901?l=artifice401.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/feeds/6172742404951013901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1662595453003643293&amp;postID=6172742404951013901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/6172742404951013901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1662595453003643293/posts/default/6172742404951013901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artifice401.blogspot.com/2008/07/welcome-to-personal-blog.html' title=''/><author><name>steppo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16183317959981205767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RVjNMqNCojk/SGqT9xuOxfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/1YxZ9eWQWHs/S220/_MG_0155.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
